Happy Indian Triangle
EXEC SUMMARY: The last time I travelled in a kamikaze triangle constellation (mom-wife-me), it ended with some casualties. I am happy to report that despite even a more challenging destination, this time, it was fabulous: wedding extravaganza in Mumbai, furniture and marble shopping in Jodhpur, lecturing at Rajastan University, trekking in Himalayas but most importantly hanging out with my fantastic Indian classmates Vikram, Madukar & Kiran who made this trip unforgettable.
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WEDDING EXTRAVAGANZA: The key reason for my 4th return to India was a wedding of my classmate Abishek in Mumbai. I had to previously decline invitations to 2 Indian weddings due to McKinsey slavery and I only wept after I saw the wedding photos. Glad the 3rd time was truly lucky time. The wedding was an unforgettable 3-day extravaganza full of dancing and spiritual ceremonies, amazing food and partying. I also noticed couple differences vs. Slovak weddings. To blackmail money from the groom in India, they steal his shoes. In Slovakia, we go for sure and steal his bride. In Slovakia no alcohol = no wedding. It is almost unthinkable that in India, all the crazy dancing combinations until the sweat drips on the floor happened without a drop of alcohol.
LECTURING LIKE A MOVIE STAR: Thanks to my Harvard friend Madukar who is a big-banana city official and also vice chancellor of Rajastan University with over 1 million daily students, I had a pleasure to give speech on “How to Boost Your Talent” to inquisitive students and faculty. What I thought would be an informal discussion turned out to be a major event. When I got out of a car in my sweaty u-tshirt, shorts and sandals, I was blinded by all the camera flashes, flower bouquets and a mass of people including journalists sword fighting with microphones - a scene that best reminded red-carpet Oscar Awards ceremony. Fortunately, it took me about 0.6 seconds to slam the door, change inside the car and have a 2nd run on giving my 1st impression. We felt like movie stars not only on the lecture. Other than often having police protection from Madukar, we were asked for pictures several times a day with exhaustive photo sessions at major sights like Taj Mahal or Gate of India.
INDIAN IDIOSYNCRASIES: Although Indian people are one of the nicest in the world, they are sometimes difficult to understand. Firstly, their “∞“ head movements which would imply “no” elsewhere mean “yes” in this country of endless possibilities. In a similar fashion, red streetlight does not necessarily mean “stop”. With a strike of originality, Indian time zones do not shift in full hours. Delhi, for example, has 4.5 hour time difference to London. Lastly, garbage and littering is considered just a part of everyday life, a fact that many foreigners (including us) have major difficulty to digest. We even dedicated one afternoon to cleaning surroundings in Himalayas, but I believe it would require an afternoon from every single person in India to make a real difference.
SHOPPING MANIA:
Although I have always been an obsessive shopper when on travels, this time it took yet another level. Initially, my shopping mania was hitting airline luggage weight and car-trunk volume limitations. This time,
lured by the beauty and rock-bottom prices, my friend Raj is helping us to ship whole container of various goodies ranging from antique furniture to stunning marble - all for our new house that we are building in Bratislava. However, if traffic anarchy suggests anything about the way logistic companies operate here, rather than shopping, this should be probably called gambling ;)

